Funny Engagement Card Poems : Congratulations for Engagement

Looking for humorous ways to say funny engagement card poems to a newly engaged couple? This post is a quirky mix of poems that make fun of love, rings, commitment, looming matrimony, wedding bells and almost everything else that is associated with becoming a fiancé and fiancée. Read them and get inspired to write your own and original messages for the to-be husband and wife. Before you bombard the couple with your funny engagement cards poem, be sure about the fact that they will be able to take your wishes in the right spirit. If you think that putting your borderline humor on a greeting card is a bit too risqué, send it as a text or forward it to everyone in your Snapchat group. Finding a funny or sentimental card for your newly engaged friend or family member is easy.

Funny Engagement Card Poem

Engagement is really halfway between

A relationship and a marriage

Officially you have not yet become a couple

So in reality you haven’t turned a new page

Status quo, is where you are right now

Even though you have exchanged those rings

Nothing has changed, you can still back out

If you have second thoughts, this is perfect timing

Good luck

 

Let me begin by congratulating you both

For finally getting engaged to each other

Although all your friends we betting

That you would never last forever

But now that you have exchanged rings

Your relationship is safe, at least for a while

Although, nothing can be said for sure

Until you cement it by walking down the aisle

Your engagement is incomplete without

The sarcastic wishes of friends like me

Of all the funny things I say in your greeting

I hope the lighter side, you see

 

You engagement marks a new beginning for sure

Of not just a new life phase, but an imprisonment

Soon you will be married to the love of your life

For your friends, you won’t have even a spare moment

So to sum it up, we are mourning the demise

Of the end of our friend’s days of freedom

It was good while it lasted, it really was

From now on your life will drown in boredom

Congratulations

 

Wishing you a lifetime of great sex…oh, and happiness and love—that stuff is important too. (Use only if this is appropriate given your relationship with the couple.)

 

Congratulations for finally getting the right to officially love and annoy your partner for the rest of your life.

 

Engaged is a synonym for busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged.’ Congratulations!

 

I’m so happy for your and your new ring. I mean, fiancé!

 

I’m so glad two weirdos like you found each other.

 

Congrats on your engagement! I’m so excited for the open bar. I mean, the wedding!

 

Congrats on your engagement! I can’t wait to sob at your wedding!

 

So I guess you two are pretty serious then. Congrats!

 

Congrats on avoiding becoming a crazy cat lady!

 

Congrats on your engagement! I can’t wait to Instagram the wedding!

 

She’ll have to accept his odd little ways,
Like how sometimes he doesn’t change his socks for days.

 

Or how his weekends are spent watching ESPN,
And eating Taco Bell while holed up in the den.

 

And his car, now that’s really his pride and joy,
Be sure not to scratch his oversized toy.

 

But he’s really a good guy, and they’ll do just fine.
He’ll make a good husband if she can keep him in line.

 

So here’s to our future daughter-in-law, who has a lot of pluck.
She’s marrying our son, so let’s all wish her lots of luck.

 

You’ve made a commitment together,
With a ring on your left hand,
You can now plan your future forever,
And won’t your life be grand,
You promise to be with each other,
For many years to come,
May the plans you make for your marriage,
Go as smoothly as they possibly can.

 

With your engagement your love will reach new heights

Never-ending arguments and volatile fights

Get ready for dark days and darker nights

Congratulations

 

An engagement is an official way to tell your fiancé to be ready for an epic battle called “marriage” that’s going to last a lifetime. Congratulations.

 

I will be most pleased to be the referee in the boxing match that is slated to begin soon. Congratulations on getting engaged.

 

The moment engagement rings are exchanged is the calm before the storm. Wishing you good luck and congratulations.

 

Your relationship is official now

From the dating scene, you must take a bow

Congratulations on getting engaged

Or should I say congratulations for getting caged.

Funny Engagement Cards Poems

Congratulations, you are engaged,
How thrilled you both must be,
You future lies ahead of you,
It’s not, I, or you, but we,
For together you’re making plans,
And watching dreams come true,
So lets raise a glass to love,
And the future for the both of you!

 

Figuring out what to write in an funny engagement cards poems can be much more challenging. Stress not! We’ve got you covered, from engagement etiquette to the perfect wording for offering engagement wishes to the happy couple. If the happy couple has a great sense of humor, it probably won’t hurt to have a little good-natured fun by celebrating their engagement with a humorous poem. Sometimes engagement parties can be a little stuffy, but a poem like one of the following offerings can instantly liven things up. Engagement wishes are meant to convey congratulations to a couple who has just gotten engaged. Send your congratulations for an engagement by writing a funny engagement card poem or by sending a text, email, tweet, or Facebook post. Whether the fiancé and fiancée are your friends, family, or work colleagues, writing a personalized message is something that they’re sure to treasure forever.

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