If you’re having trouble coming up with a loving, meaningful or even funny wedding card poems to write in your wedding card then we’re here to help. We understand that it can be difficult trying to think up what to write in a wedding card and getting just the right words that express exactly what you feel, so we’ve put together an extensive resource for every different type of saying or phrase you could want to write in your wedding card.If you’re not sure what to say or want a universal message we recommend you start with the General Card Messages. However, if you want to write your own funny wedding cards poem but need some help or ideas on where to start and what to say then try our Wedding Card Message Writing Tips.
Funny Wedding Cards Poem
Are you trustworthy you can
Take all this hardship
All the reliability
Of a inexperienced connection
Do you think you can
Share your opportunity with someone
Are you organized to forget unacceptable
On your contacts and all the fun
Are you trustworthy you can
Sacrifice what did you say? Is close to you
These questions don’t question
You’ve already assumed, I fix
Congratulations
Another team
Bites the dust
By responsibility what did you say? Each person
At particular direct obligation
By getting married you take part in
Dug your own graves
Congratulations designed for in keeping
Each other’s slaves
be keen on, problem and affection
Self-control be replaced by war
Smiles, winks and shyness
Self-control be replaced by sorrow
Shopping, dating and fine dining
Self-control be replaced by in dispute and fighting
Welcome to a place called torment
Bid your unattached life a final farewell
Congratulations
I always thought you were
A little immature
By getting married
You proved that for sure
I always had an inkling
That you were a tad stupid
And by tying the knot
You’ve just confirmed it
Congratulations
Marriage is like fine wine
Expensive and classy
You expect a good kick
But nothing happens eventually
The futility of the wine
You only realize later
Drinking beer with mates
Suddenly seems much better
Congratulations
The biggest tournament
The grandest match ever
The toughest challenge
The mightiest endeavor
Of your life will now
Shortly begin
In which only the ladies
Are allowed to win
Congratulations
Another couple
Bites the dust
By doing what everyone
At some point must
Marriage will make you
Dig your own graves
Congratulations for becoming
Each other’s slaves
Be sure that you can
Take all this hardship
All the responsibility
Of a new relationship
Be ready for sharing
Your room with someone
And to miss out on
All the joy and fun
Congratulations
The key rule
To keep a marriage happy
Is to always have
A selective memory
Remember all the things
That you both do right
Forget each other’s mistakes
Before going to bed at night
One more secret for having
A joyful matrimony
Is to impose this rule
Only on your hubby
Congratulations
By saying I do
To slavery you have agreed
My friend you have done
Yourself a deadly deed
Just a few months ago
Your life was a party
Now you have succumbed
To a life of drudgery
Congratulations
No more
Late night partying
No more
Random roving
No more
Spontaneous expenditure
Welcome to
Domesticated living
Congratulations
You have taken the path
Of no return
On the road of marriage
There is no U-turn
You have signed up for
A loss-making deal
Your life will now be reduced
To being a hamster wheel
Congratulations
It’s fitting that it’s sunny
As you become a wife
Since from the day that you were born
You’ve been the sunshine of my life
You’ve been the perfect daughter
I couldn’t have asked for more
This comes with love to my Wonderful
Daughter and son-in-law
(Jeremy) have a lovely day
As you enter Paradise
Look out for the girl in the big white frock
You’ll find her very nice
Take your place by her side
Squeeze her hand with a loving touch
Say “I do” and she will too
For she loves you very much
She knows that you love her too
And that you’ll always be her rock
This card, it comes with the fondest love
From the girl in the big white frock
Here’s some more poems for a wedding, alternatively called poems on marriage, wedding invitation poems, poems for weddings or wedding verses
General Wedding Poems Verses Quotes
May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
You will question
You will doubt
You will start thinking
What life is all about
You will become
A philosopher
Thinking about things
That could’ve been better
This is what marriage
Will do to you
You better know what
You’re getting into
Congratulations
While you were dating
Your girlfriend yielded influence
Now that you are married
She will yield pure dominance
By making the rules at home
She will rule over you
I won’t be surprised to see
You being beaten black and blue
Congratulations
Funny Wedding Card Poems
You haven’t just
Exchanged wedding bands
You have tied handcuffs
On each other’s hands
By deciding to
Tie the knot today
Forever in prison
You have chosen to stay
Congratulations
If you have a specific person or occasion you want your message for then use the different categories below to find the perfect phrase, quote or saying for the funny wedding cards poems. Add a humorous twist to your sycophantic greetings. Infuse smiles and laughter in a newlywed couple’s wedding celebrations. Go on a word tease go wild, draw unacceptable the funniest jokes and the a large amount sarcastic of quotation marks to jot down a squat rhyme with the intention of will lob each person into fits of giggles. Your funny wedding card poem must denote with the intention of although matrimony is a beautiful journey, it has its shares of ups and downs. From fighting with every other to sharing domestic chores to experiencing romantic moments exhibit the companion and wife how each daylight of matrimony is sweet and unpleasant by the side of the same period.