I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

My name is remembering that you’ll be screaming it later.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

You must work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long.

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.

Kiss me. I am magically delicious.

I finally realised this. I need you more than I thought.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Nice legs? what time do they open?

I am dad’s naughty girl.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

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